Ever Tactful, My Mother is...

I was just told by my mother that a desk we own is "too good" for me. Now, you must understand that this desk is at least 10 years old and has been sitting in the corner of our living room for about 5 years collecting dust. What that makes me, but I think it means I'm lower than trash...


One (Wo)mans trash is another persons treasure...thats how I think of it...